Cosmic soup did come from a tin
A tiny, tiny, teeny tin
And before that tin, there was no tin
No tin, no tin, nothin’
So before that tin, there was nothin’ to put IT in
In fact, there was nothing to put nothing in either
For nothing was not even an ether
And the ether was not nothing either
So there was a time for the tin
But no time before tin
For the time that we’re in
Did come from the tin that we’re in
Well does all this matter?
Well it’s why we’re matter!
And if you don’t like soup
There’s toast to look forward to!
Rob Aston – 04 Nov 2007
(at 03:50 am I woke up with this in my head – unedited)